Some things you should know about me, in general. If you're confused, it's okay. I'm probably the only one who looks at the words in this ID and nods my head, grumbling, "Yes, that's exactly it. That's me."
Other, less oxymoronic details about myself:
- I have lime green shoes. I've had them about two years. They're getting less and less lime green. It's going to be hell to find another pair.
- My fingers are severely crooked, to the point many people think I was in some kind of accident. I was able to trick a girl in P.E. into thinking she busted my hands when I caught the ball wrong. Surprisingly, not as funny as it sounds.
- My hair is over 2 1/2 feet long. Right now it's at butt level. It's not tangly, but it's everywhere all the time. Kind of a mess.
- I'm 5'4". I have size 9 1/2 feet. I will probably never grow another inch, and i'm peachy keen with that.
- I actually have glasses. I did not draw them in this picture because IT'S A CAT!
- The hoodie and jeans are accurate. I am wearing them now. I was wearing them yesterday. I will wear them tomorrow. Until it becomes too hot for the hoodie, I will be wearing it (there will be washing, do not fear). In the summer, I switch to black tshirts. I have no sense of fashion or desire to gain one.
- I sprawl out when sitting without realizing it. And I will curl up in chairs to sleep. This is why I decided the picture I drew would be a cat. I didn't want my symbolic animal to be a cat, I wanted it to be something more interesting. A lizard of some kind, or a rodent, or a bat. But goddamnit, I'm pudgy, self-righteous, and sleep on every peice of furniture/floor available.
Cat it is.


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